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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/24/2020 at 08:24 • Filed to: how difficult is it to be cheesey

My lunches for the next 3 days.

Come on this magical journey with me.

DISCUSSION (30)

pip bip - choose Corrour > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 08:43

got plenty of bog roll for the “flamin’ hot” variety?

nerd_racing > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 08:45

Subscribed!

Svend > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 08:48

Okay, I’ll join you on the journey, let me prepare for the flaming hot one though.

Kinja'd!!!

Music lined up also. Bit of Johnny Cash and Ring of Fire.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 08:50

Kinja'd!!!

CalzoneGolem > Svend
08/24/2020 at 08:52

I’m made of stronger stuff than this . The Flaming Hot will probably not even be the spiciest thing I eat this week.

CalzoneGolem > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/24/2020 at 08:54

Nah I’ve eaten so much vindaloo and hot sauce soaked burritos that I’ve got an iron constitution.

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/24/2020 at 08:54

It’s about to get real son.

bob and john > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 08:55

I...hh...wow

CalzoneGolem > bob and john
08/24/2020 at 08:56

This ain’t your dad’s kraft dinner.

Svend > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 08:58

We need a report on you having a phaal.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 08:58

I....uhhh.. think I’ll just have a sammich

Kinja'd!!!

CalzoneGolem > Svend
08/24/2020 at 09:01

I’m totally onboard for this.

CalzoneGolem > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/24/2020 at 09:02

That’s a good looking sammy. I’ll take 2.

MoCamino > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 09:18

Flamin’ hot Cheetos mac and cheese = intestinal distress in a box.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 09:25

Why is objectively shitty food so desirable sometimes? I know these provide basically no nutritional value, but man I want to try these now.

CalzoneGolem > MoCamino
08/24/2020 at 09:39

I think I can handle it but stay tuned in to find out haha

CalzoneGolem > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
08/24/2020 at 09:39

Maybe you should wait for my reviews before you run out and buy it lol

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 09:56

For a second I thought these were cereals

CalzoneGolem > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/24/2020 at 09:58

I ... I'd eat those also probably.

facw > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
08/24/2020 at 10:00

You say no nutritional value, but from an evolutionary biology standpoint, having a shit ton of calories is the most important factor nutritionally. Not the most healthy or well rounded meal, but not starving is the first goal, and so we are programmed to chow down on starchy and sugary foods when we can get them.

facw > CalzoneGolem
08/24/2020 at 10:03

I’m surprised this collaboration took so long to develop. Though fusilli/ roti ni strikes me as a bit highbrow of a pasta choice for something like this. I’d have expected they’d go with something a little cruder in design.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > facw
08/24/2020 at 10:10

not starving is the first goal

That’s the problem isn’t it. This just isn’t an issue for most people these days, we have easy access to calories, so well balanced is more important that raw quantity. But our stupid bodies still want to give us dopamine for chowing down on all the starchy sugary crap.